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source: burrit0s

me when i have kids

daughter/son: hey mom i really like this ban-
me: WHEN DOES THEIR TOUR START? DO YOU WANT SOME BAND MERCH?? WHEN ARE THEY COMING HERE? DO U WANT SOME TICKETS TO GO SEE THEM? DO U WANT VIP TICKETS?? DO U WANT TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE WITH ME TO GO MEET THEM? DO U WANT ME TO FANGIRL WITH U? U WANT ME TO HELP U GET TO THE BARRICADE ? U WANNA GET MATCHING SHIRTS??
39,834 notes // 4 days ago
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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

59,899 notes // 5 days ago
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source: thaanks-pete

thaanks-pete:

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

36,622 notes // 5 days ago
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source: kinks182
me: *buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*
34,675 notes // 5 days ago
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source: skttle

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

1,006,236 notes // 6 days ago

spookycried:

full homo

349,512 notes // 1 week ago
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source: papa-levi

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

crapolah:

ohmyhelbig:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.

ooh the suspense

271,737 notes // 1 week ago
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source: artfucker1996
They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home. —Gattaca, 1997 (via artvevo)
41,886 notes // 1 week ago
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jinkies i lost my glasses! —velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)
358,090 notes // 1 week ago
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callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

60,833 notes // 2 weeks ago
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