me when i have kidsdaughter/son: hey mom i really like this ban-
me: WHEN DOES THEIR TOUR START? DO YOU WANT SOME BAND MERCH?? WHEN ARE THEY COMING HERE? DO U WANT SOME TICKETS TO GO SEE THEM? DO U WANT VIP TICKETS?? DO U WANT TO SNEAK BACKSTAGE WITH ME TO GO MEET THEM? DO U WANT ME TO FANGIRL WITH U? U WANT ME TO HELP U GET TO THE BARRICADE ? U WANNA GET MATCHING SHIRTS??
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s
me: *buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
What a dear human being he is.
They say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving. Maybe I’m going home. —Gattaca, 1997 (via artvevo)
jinkies i lost my glasses! —velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)
snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that